Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
when people in front of me walk slow
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
I have never related so much to something.
wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
happy birthday Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch ! ♥
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.